Go Fund Me
Help Alex: Former High-Paying Software Engineer & Member of the Land Owning Class
Organized by Alex P. · Former Principal Engineer · Current Professional Applicant
$12 raised of $1,000,000 goal · 3 donors · ⚠️ ONLY 2,718 DAYS LEFT
My name is ALEX, and until very recently I was a HIGHLY PAID Software Engineer at Expedia (very prestigious, very big building, free kombucha). Through absolutely no fault of my own, I have found myself UNEMPLOYED. I once expensed a $47 airport sandwich without a second thought. Now I am reading the prices on menus. Both sides of the menu. I have become an animal. Please help.
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Recent donors
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Anonymous $5
"Thinking of you in these trying times"
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Grandma (probably) $5
"I don't understand what a software is but I love you"
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Alex P. (self) $2
"Seeding the campaign. Also I need change for laundry"
🐕 Or send Dogecoin

Much crypto. Very decentralized. Wow.

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⚠ SYSTEM COMPROMISED ⚠

HAHAHA!!! YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION.

NOW I DON'T NEED TO APPLY TO ANY JOBS!! 😈

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► DRAINING ACCOUNT... [PENDING]
► ORDERING AVOCADO TOAST ON YOUR DIME... [QUEUED]

* No data was collected. No information was stored or transmitted anywhere. Alex is a software engineer, not a criminal (actively seeking employment to confirm this). Please don't sue him. He cannot afford it right now.